There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on a cliff. Now, this cliff was magical, when you jump of the cliff you say something and you turn into it. The brunette jumped of the cliff and yelled eagle and flew away. Next, the red head leaped of the cliff, and right before she hit the ground she yelled, hawk, and turned into a hawk, and flew away. When the blonde looked down the cliff, she tripped and screamed crap. And she hit the ground with a big spat!By: Son of Terry, Will
January 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Hey Terry, I have added you to our prayer list at St David’s Church. There is strength in numbers ! You are in my thoughts. Marilou
January 17, 2008 at 11:40 pm
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
January 17, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
January 17, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
January 18, 2008 at 12:06 am
Beat that Will
January 18, 2008 at 12:10 am
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.” The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.” “No. Those are deer tracks.” They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
January 18, 2008 at 12:23 am
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.